A birthday weekend in Scotland put the Ethical Experiment to the test. Could we manage a weekend away without breaking the rules?
I’d acquired some cheap train tickets to get us to Edinburgh (£5 each way), but at the time of booking had failed to realise that this was also the weekend of a Scotland v Wales rugby match. The 12:00 from Kings Cross to Edinburgh was therefore full of rather loud people who had consumed significant quantities of alcohol. This was no time to check on their local credentials.
For the journey north, we’d been able to pack a picnic – using local items we’d already got in. Sausage rolls from Wokingham, home-made bread, local eggs, Hampshire apple juice. Easy peasy, and very nice too.
Some prior planning ensured that we were able to enjoy a birthday dinner in Howies, an Edinburgh restaurant which sources its ingredients locally. I had a very tasty cream of parsnip soup, followed by salmon, herbed potatoes and creamy kale. All very nice, and encouraging to see the menu being reasonably specific about where the ingredients had come from. For dessert, I opted for the coconut creme brulee, which was also extremely pleasant. In hindsight, it seems likely that the coconut was not locally grown. Ooops.
Our B&B was in Inverkeithing, just north of the Forth rail bridge – and just a stone’s throw from the railway station. The room was very comfortable, with Fairtrade tea, coffee and sugar in the hospitality tray.
Breakfast the following morning was a triumph! As well as the full Scottish fry-up of bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, hash brown, tomato and Stornoway black pudding, there was home made soda bread. This was accompanied by home made marmalade. There was also raspberry jam and whisky marmelade from Loch Leven on offer, definitely within a forty-mile radius of Inverkeithing.
We then went our separate ways for the majority of Sunday. I enjoyed an anorakky day out on a railtour (the Forth McFreighter to be precise), visiting some obscure non-passenger branch lines. Sarah had a more conventional day, visiting nearby Falkirk and its Farmers’ Market. To keep myself fuelled, I took the remnants of Saturday’s picnic with me, with a banana from the B&B’s fruit bowl.
Reconvening at Inverkeithing on Sunday evening, we sauntered into town. The usual takeaway options were present, and we decided that fish and chips was probably the least-bad option. And so we spent a romantic half-hour eating haddock and chips as it started to snow…
The journey home on Monday passed without incident, despite snow, ice and heavy rain. Sarah had acquired some provisions from the Farmers’ Market for our midday meal – a quiche, some local cheese, slices of black bun and an apple and cinnamon cake.




